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☺ ABOUT ME ☺

HI!!! Welcome to my website!! ✦ I live in the greatest city on earth, where the rent is criminal, the pizza is perfect and there is a rat on the subway platform who I consider a personal friend.

By day I work in finance, which means I stare at numbers going up and down until one of them does something rude, and then I explain to someone why it did that. I am very normal about spreadsheets. The little chart on the right is not real, but the job is.

Things I like: cats (see the entire panel dedicated to this), walking 40 blocks because the train is down, bodega cats specifically, the exact moment the skyline lights up, and bagels that could stop a door.

Things I do not like: pigeons who make eye contact, and people who stand on the left side of the escalator. You know what you did.

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CAT FACT OF THE MOMENT:
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🍽 WHERE I EAT 🍽

my list. it is correct. do not argue with me about it.

1.63 Clinton Lower East Side — the one I send everybody to
2.Tuome East Village — get the duck. that is the whole review
3.Chambers Tribeca — for when somebody else is paying
4.COTE Flatiron — Korean steakhouse, you will smell like it for a day, worth it
5.Le Chêne French. I go when I want to feel like a person

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$CAT — CATS INC.
$412.68
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I do this for real all day.
This one is not real.

🗽 NYC FACT 🗽

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steam coming out of the ground
forecast accuracy: 0%

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